DEAR 4TH ALEX

Except for the occasional Sprite Bottle in the trash can, 4th Alex has made great strides over the past months. No more does anyone mistake the letter combination "PLEASE DON'T THROW OUT PERSONAL TRASH" with "DEAR WORLD, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMPTY YOUR PRIVATE TRASH INTO WHAT IS POSSIBLY THE SMALLEST TRASCH CAN IN NORTH AMERICA." For a while there, I thought that pretty soon Aramark was going to abandon the contract with have with Waste Management Inc., and decided to dump all their food and plastic trash in 4th Alex bathroom just to make sure they don't get left behind in most up to date waste disposal strategies.