Bizarro Vacuum

Only on 4th Alex could using a vacuum make your floor dirtier. I turned it on without noticing that one of the clips on the bag was undone, and immediately dusty dirt balls shot out onto my floor. We all have to come to grips with the fact that 4th Alex might be like the cosmic Pigpen character from Charlie Brown: you can try to clean it up, but the dirt clouds inevitably ensue. I guess that's just how it likes it.