Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Hell in a trashbasket

Dear Friends,
We all know that the only thing that remains constant and consistent is the progression of cultural, and a language that updates itself to correspond to the new reality created and carved out by human groups as they related to each other, evolve, and seek new ways and places for creating breeding grounds for bacteria.
One group that has not been left behind are the gentlemen (or shall we say gentleman) of Alex. The combination of toilet paper, razor blades, empty shampoo bottles, and chick fillet styrofoam cups seems to be a combination that has attracted much interest lately. Perhaps the researcher conducting this experiement is trying to find a new drug that combines all 4 of these elements, or perhaps this is a sociolgoical experiment that seeks to establish how far one must got to piss of a group of 11 normal guys.
Perhaps reseracher has found his (or her...almost forgot that) answer, which would explain why he has moved onto new ventures involving plastic Gatorade Frost ( a venture with the following steps---1 throw away, 2 wait for another party to fish it out of trash, 3 re-deposit in trash can).
March on, march on, eat more chicken and throw away valuable pamphlets from Washington DC. You too might be the next 4th Alex scientist/sociologist.

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